Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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