Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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