Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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