I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
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