Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
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sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
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When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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