Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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