Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
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Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
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My boob is missing a layer of skin
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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