Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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