Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
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My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
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Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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