Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Randomize
