ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
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When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
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This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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