I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Help. Why am I so naked?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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