it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
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i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
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i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering