She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
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definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
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She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?