Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
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you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
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You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
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I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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