Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I'm really into asian looking animals
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
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why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
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I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.