did you get engaged???
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
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It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
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Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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