ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
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I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
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I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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