I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Is it because I queefed?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
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I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
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right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
How does one acquire holy water?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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