i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I got her a Nickelback box set.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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