whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
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Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
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You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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