I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Randomize
