I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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