Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
try to milk me bitch
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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