I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Randomize
