I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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