Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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