The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I showed him my bush... on skype.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
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