Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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