Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
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Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
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I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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