I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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