I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
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I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
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I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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