Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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