never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
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I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
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I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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