Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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