At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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