Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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