Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Randomize
