Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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