we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Randomize
