i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
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what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
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SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
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