TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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