I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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