Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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