hell yes lets make some ravioli
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
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I intend to get homeless drunk
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
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The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize