Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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