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i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
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