She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
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I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
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How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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