should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
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she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
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It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.