I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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