i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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