i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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