Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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