She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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