Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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