google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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