do herpes really smell.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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