i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
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you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
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My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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