Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
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We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
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I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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