Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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